"Open your eyes and see what you can with them before they close forever."
- Anthony Doerr, All the Light We Cannot See
Monday, 17 September 2012
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
This is something I found online and thought it was pretty funny.
1. People who point at their
wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2.
People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4.
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a
film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and
stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7.
When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8.
When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
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