Heather's How To Determine If Your Short Shorts Are Too Short

 First of all, if you have to question it, they are too short. But here we go:
1. If they do not cover your bum, they are too short. 
2. If you can see your underwear, they are too short.
3. If the overall length of the fabric is shorter than your hand, they are too short. 
4. If the pockets stick out the bottom, they are too short.
5. If you have to keep pulling them down in fear of exposure, they are too short.

Pet Peeve: Some clothing companies know that their shorts are ridiculously short so they use patterned fabric for the pocket so that it's 'pretty'.  Disgusting.