This is an April Fool's joke I whole-heartedly support. 

135. What are you paranoid about?
I don't really think I'm paranoid about anything (my dictionary defines it as "unreasonably or obsessively anxious, suspicious, or mistrustful").  I mean, I guess I could be considered paranoid about my exams. I know I was paranoid when I was waiting to get my econ midterm mark back.

136. Have you ever been high?
On laughter, yes.